May 2012
394 posts
You hacked my tumblr a while back so now its my turn.
I can not believe how long we have been friends. You are the sister I never got to have and I thank God everyday for sending you into my life. No matter how much we may get on each others nerves, I love you more than anything and nothing will change that. I hope you see the amazing person that I see in you and how much you have going for you....
"Thank you for not smoking"
I don’t understand how so many people smoke cigarettes. They have always grossed me out, but recently in this past year as I’ve gone to college and all I’ve come into contact with them more and more. Watching friends and coworkers smoke just makes me more solid in my choice to not smoke. I mean yeah it’s felt a little awkward at times during social gatherings when I’m...
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long ago and far away: You Know You’re In College... →
collegekids:
Anything before 12pm is ” too early.”
You log onto your computer and automatically type Facebook into the URL bar, without even thinking about it.
Facebook is always tabbed in your internet browser. Always.
You pay $150 for a book that you never even open, only…
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Listen
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
Reminiscent Of Myspace ;) →
wisepuppet:
iTunes survey
How many songs total: 1089. Still recovering from when I lost all of them… :P
How many hours/days of music: 2.8 days
Sort by song title:
First song: The A Team — Alex G
Last song: 99 Problems (Cover) — Hugo
Sort by time:
Shortest song: Prelude — Next to Normal (Musical)
Longest song: Wild Horses — Natasha Bedingfield
Top Five...
1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
Watchheywh0res:
thunderqueef:
socially-inappropriate:
bananaaids:
r0rythe-roman:
dinkleplush:
brosephthunder:
triinket:
baraboobies:
OH MY GOD
WE DONT KNOW WHAT BONERS ARE
THIS ONE IS ACCEPTABLE
I WILL REBLOG THIS WHENEVER IT COMES ON MY DASH.
EVERY SONG NEEDS A NA NA NA
lolgod “but just like cancer and AIDs we’re still going strong”
I <3 1D but this is so true.
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Other people during finals:
nicoosuxx:
Me during finals:
me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again
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